Thursday, December 25, 2008

Bookmark this page, cause this is where things fall apart.
Remember these days, cause this is how downward spirals start.

Happy Holidays.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

May it rain on you forever

So I sit around at work a lot and do nothing....its very reminiscent of college. I went back and added captions to all the pictures from my last post, because I didnt have time at work to do so but I wanted to post it. The post is sorta gay in retrospect, I guess I didn't really have as many entertaining pictures as I thought I did.

On another note, today I stumbled upon a little note i wrote myself on my phone about a dream that I had and desperately wanted to post about. Because it was fucked up. Seriously.

I don't normally recall any of my dreams, but for some reason when I woke up I knew everything about this one. The unfortunate side to that was...I had just woken up. Thus I was functioning about as well as Robby Coulter on LSD. Before I go into details, let me show you what I wrote:

"dream - crabs, beating brothers, younger brother revenge on fat one, plastic swords and stuff"

Yeah, you read that right. In fact, I don't even want to tell you about it any further, you can just let your imagination soar away into oblivion from here.

"Wasting away?" Yeah, that Nu-metal slipknot kid from the Strand in downtown Summit while we were driving RC cars there. Best quote ever. If you were there, you know you laughed when your brain processed the memory; don't lie.

Something else that I wanted to touch base on was this while "Drug Cats Straight Edge or something like that". No. Fuck you. It's not "or something like that". It's Drug Cats Straight Edge. Period. You cut it into your flesh.

I see the most interesting creatures on my way to work. I say creatures because they are clearly not human beings, yet at the same time it would be wrong to classify them as any one particular type of animal. They are anatomical anomalies straight out of the human experimentations during the holocaust, of this I am sure. I need to start taking more pictures of them but I not only feel shy/embarrassed about it, I also don't want to get stabbed.

I wrote everything above on tuesday afternoon, and it is now Wednesday morning. I encountered a very interesting asian man today, so I though I would talk about him a little. I don't know how internet savy you are, or what sites you frequent, but recently there was a video called "ninja cat". I'm not going to explain the video to you, i'll show it to you.

Thats what this Asian guy was like. It was so fucking weird. First of all, he was always smiling, and he kept coving his mouth so that I wouldn't see it. But he was smiling so much, and literally never stopped looking at me, it was hard not to. So here I was, reading my book, with this guy as far away from me with his back to the wall as he could go. I kept looking up to see if he was still staring at me, and kept finding that he was closer to me each time I looked up. I think he wanted to love me long time. He ruled. I took a picture but I fear it wont really do this creepy man justice.

That's all I have for now. Get fucked, you propose? I thought you'd never ask.

Chýba veľký gauč. Drug Cats Straightedge. Period.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Dancing on ashes and graves

This blog is stupid, for one reason; I can't post things as I go. As I travel to and from work every day, I see so much stuff that I want to talk about, but I know all too well that if I can't post about it immediately, I'll forget by the time I actually get around to sitting down and writing.

My one weapon in that losing battle is my cellphone's sometimes awesome but mostly horrible built in camera. If I want to post about something, I now attempt to whip out my camera as fast as I possibly can and take a picture of it. Most of the time this works out incredibly well if I get a decent shot because the majority of the shit I want to post about is either hillarious or something that makes me incredibly angry, which I suppose are both equally good for a chuckle from an outsiders perspective.

So after taking a few pictures about stuff I wanted to post about, and finally having a card-reader that can read a microSD card at my disposal, I've decided to painstakingly upload and post the majority of the pictures I've taken on my phone over the past 3 years of having it. This should be a fairly entertaining journey, filled with anger and hatred and all that good stuff. Doing this will also hopefully encourage me to carry my camera around with me more so I can visualize the hell that is this earth as I see it.

Test Drive. The bush (Brian Kildoff reference) that actually took this photo doesn't even use the stupid internet, but it's still worth a posting.

I had a pierced lip. I liked it.

Kevlar Koated Kevin during Kalculus

My body seems to reject tattoo ink, or the dude who did it purposely fucked mine up. Ive since come accustomed to how it looks, and am actually quite particular to it.

Halibut are fucking huge, and heavy. Sunn O))) heavy.

Yes, he is a douchebag; and yes, he lives in my current town. We both use Verizon, but we're soon to lose that bond when I get my G1. I'll never forget you, Phil...

Who wants to play the who can make the ugliest patriotic face ever game?

This was my roomate during my sophomore year at RIT. I think hes a bro now.

Where would I be without a Texas Instruments graphing calculator? Probably somewhere prestigious because I wouldn't be getting D's in Kalculus.

Gwar rules, end of story.

Creme of wheat is scary as fuck.

The filth of this human never ceases to amaze me. A++++++ seller.

Alan passed out drunk in Sean's basement. Drug Cats Straight edge.

I'm told jews love gold and diamonds. Me too.

Excerpt from the book Maddox made. Dicks.

Jonathan is the King of Crust Eating, Lord of Toe Sucking, and recipient of many a footjob in the Realm of Slobmess's foot.

Camera. What, are you an idiot?

Yosemite, some lake. I wanted to swim so bad.

Half Dome Yosemite. I wanted to jump so bad.

Images on the plane back to Boreafornia.

This dude ruled. He had an X hat. I asked him if he supported Project X and he told me that he hated the government more than he hated himself. A man after my own heart.

He rocks it so fine it puts me to shame.

This is the bus driver. The bus driver is angry. An old lady that couldn't hear nor speak good ingrish asked which bus she needed. He got mad. I laughed.

These are the people on the bus. I sit with so much scum on a daily basis, but not these fine bonitas.

Trickin' up a hill.

So one night I went with my boss to a talk he was giving to a group of boyscouts. There was so much creepy shit in the room, and the whole thing had such an air of obscenity to it that I was both horrified and disgusted. It was seriously like a cult.


Yeah, you're a winner. Keep telling yourself that.

The one good thing I found in the Scout Compound.

This is the DMV. People at the DMV are also angry. I fit in well here. I can't believe I'll be getting my license soon. The world is over.

Wish I knew how I did that...

I love public transit, it's like having the taste of your favorite candy in your mouth all day.


It's coming in nicely, yes?

Seriously, not only did this guy have a ponytail, but the rest of his head was shaved. Thus there was a bald ring around the ponytail. How can people live with themselves looking like that?

Okay so this wasn't that great. Whatever. Fuck you. Get fucked.

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